Holiday Diet tips

If no one sees you eat it, it has no calories.

If you drink a diet soda with a candy bar, they cancel each other out.

When eating with someone else, calories don’t count if you both eat the same
amount.

Foods used for medicinal purposes have no calories. This includes any
chocolate used for energy, brandy, Sara Lee Cheesecake (eaten whole), and
Haagen-Daz Ice Cream.

Cookie pieces contain no calories because the process of breakage causes
calorie leakage.

If you eat the food off someone else’s plate, it doesn’t count.

If you eat standing up the calories all go to your feet and get walked off.

Food eaten at Christmas parties has no calories, courtesy of Santa.

Always remember STRESSED is just DESSERTS spelled backward.