Thursday, December 20, 2012

Ten Thoughts to Ponder for 2013

Number 10
Life is sexually transmitted.

Number 9
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

Number 8
Men have two emotions:Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection make him a sandwich.

Number 7
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.

Number 6
Some people are like a Slinky ... Not really good for anything but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.

Number 5
Health nuts are going to feel stupid some day lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

Number 4
All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to Criticism.

Number 3
Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00 and a substantial tax cut saves you $30.00?

Number 2
In the 60's people took acid to make the world weird.
Now the world is Weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

And The Number 1 Thought For 2013 :
" Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers: What you do today might Burn Your Butt Tomorrow"

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